Dumbest things ever said.

my friend said "i cant believe i made it to you house without throwing up" then i said "i cant believe you got here without throwing up" it was funnier then it sounds (see more)

where do babies come from?, nowadays, everyone know... ;) (see more)

I went into the local £1 store to buy a pencilcase. When I asked the shopkeeper, "How much is the pencilcase?", everything went wrong. He shouted at me for trying to 'stitch him up'... (see more)