RANDOM WORDS!

I read that periods attract bears and bears can smell the manstration. (see more)

FAT LLAMAS CRASH INTO MY DOOR IN THE DESERT WHILE I WAS TRYING LICKING MY ELBOW ON THE STICKY TOILET WITH SHAVING CREAM ALL OVER MY FACE ..THEN I HEARD HORRILE SCREAMING FROM A FAT GUY WHO CAME IN MY HOUSE SOMEHOW WITH A BRA ON HIS CHEST AND SWIMMING SHORTS.THEN I PUKED BUTTERFLYS ALL OVER THE FLOOR



OK I DID MY BEST...I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY (see more)

I was raised by unicorns in Antarctica while cows where invading America and fat people were eating beef tacos. (see more)

-Mc Donalds is calling me on all the time..
-Why?
-Your Mum is too fat for the slide :D (see more)

five men on a journey through the dessert encounter a girl dressed in nomadic tribal garb.. 2 of the men ask her "what are you doing here" she answers in arabic....and that's where our story ends. i don't speak arabic :( (see more)

Were did you get those clothes the toliet store. (see more)

I LOVE BLUE POWERADE :D!!!! (see more)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! (see more)

you complete the stars then you poop it out...why like that. (see more)