Worst School Related Incident

I was playing this football like basketball game in my gym class where you got points for getting the ball to the other side and to touch the wall and when i went to get the ball i landed on a fall and ended up cutting my balls and had to go to the school nurse. (see more)

I had to write a play, of course I procrastinated, and I had to wing it. Three words: Worst Play Ever. I could've sworn I got a lot of odd looks. (see more)

In this class we had to write a play and i asked the teacher if i could write about South Park and Eric Cartmans anal probe and the teacher jokingly said yes. I took it literaly and when i finished it and presented the play with the prinicpal i was immediatly suspended! (see more)

Alright, so I was at school, and it had rained earlier in the morning. It was passing period for 'recess' and everyone was coming outside and going to their usual spots. I was walking to my next class when I notice a huge group of people coming towards me, I didn't want to wait for them to pass, so I decided to GENTLY walk through the mud (that looked dry enough). I put one foot on it and slid all the way down. My whole leg and foot was completely covered with mud and EVERYONE saw it. I had to go to class like that until I could get to the bathrrom to wash myself off. It was sooo embarrassing! (see more)