Worst Thing to Text You Mom

OK Mom, we just crossed the border. Wel´ll let you outta the trunk in a few.  (see more)

Omg baby, last night was something else, mmmm i can't wait to see you and let it happen again ;)
ps baby, my mom didn't find out where i was last night, so i'm not in trouble =D hahah !
mom : she knows now. (see more)

I'm going to Slipknot's concert with my girlfriend. Reply (see more)

Oh yeah by the way I kind of got pregnant and need to skip town!
LOL, jk I be home in 20 min from Tom's masculant house. (see more)

Soo, the DNA test came back ...turns out my sister is also my daughter. Dad's gonna be pissed.  (see more)

Did you remember to get more condoms? (see more)

So, how is dad doing? is he still screwing that neighbor lady? (see more)

hey mom i finall lost my virginity but i4got to use the condom any advice? (see more)

Mom, do you know who did bring me home yesterday?  (see more)

hey bobby do u have those naked pictures of your mom u said u would give to me if i gave u pictures of my mom naked yet if not hurry up (see more)

aye mann i just kicked my moms ass in a competition on ibeatyou now she is pissed im goin to unfollow her ass on twitter  (see more)

ug my moms being so annoying she wont stop texting me gosh (see more)

but baby, i swear i used a condome!! (see more)

Yo I need you to help me out bro. My dad keeps cheating on my mom and I don't know if I should tell her oh and I think I got herpes

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Send Me Some Nude Pics Babe (see more)

HI babe x. I love you so much, i cant wait for tonight ive got the whipped cream xx (see more)

Hey baby...i liked the nude pics you sent...made me so fucking horny...i can't believe I actually got out of the house without my mom knowing...girl, she is SUCH a BITCH...fuck her....i had an awesome time last night...i didn't think you could swallow that much....anywho...tomorrow is MY turn to do something for you...I will bring *you know what* and you bring the ropes this time...lol...my dog chewed the rope up... (see more)

Man i think i got her pregnant!!  (see more)

Hi, you might not know me, but I'm your son...about 12 years ago you met my dad at some bar in New York.. Please call me. I need to talk to you.. (see more)

Are you a virgin ? (see more)