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Funniest Chuck Norris Joke

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total challengers: 8   
1st
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. (see more)
 
metooyoutoothemandus
RATING: 4.1  VIEWS: 82  VOTES: 4

 

2nd
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to live. (see more)
 
eiko84
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 67  VOTES: 7

 

3rd
I heard Chuck Norris has a 3rd fist under his chin...O-O (see more)
 
RenaCleaver
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 53  VOTES: 4

 

4th
Whenever you mastrabate, Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face (see more)
 
RikaGoNiPah
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 63  VOTES: 5

 

5th
When the Boogieman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.  (see more)
 
DivineBlade8
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 45  VOTES: 2

 

6th
chuck norris doesn't take showers...he takes blood baths (see more)
 
jcrash27
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 34  VOTES: 0

 

7th
did you know chuck norris lost his virginit b4 his dad?!?! (see more)
 
stunnashadez6
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 27  VOTES: 2

 

8th
if chuck norris was on da periodic table his element would b surprise (see more)
 
kid_88
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 34  VOTES: 2





Comments

RikaGoNiPah
RikaGoNiPah all-city
over 2 years ago
re: don't do it!
i know im sorry im actually mexican myself, it was only a joke (the only one i knew >.>) and i didn't intend on angering people. i apolagize.
stunnashadez6
stunnashadez6 all-city
over 2 years ago
re: don't do it!
THATS RACIST!!!
RikaGoNiPah
RikaGoNiPah all-city
over 2 years ago
re: chuck lol
wait a minute-WHAT?! XD lol
chriskidster
chriskidster HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: Chuck Norris
noobs
DivineBlade8
DivineBlade8 all-city
over 2 years ago
re: Joke
you need chuck norris
DivineBlade8
DivineBlade8 all-city
over 2 years ago
re: Chuck Norris Jokes
not bad
DivineBlade8
DivineBlade8 all-city
over 2 years ago
re: Chuck Norris
hhahaha
 
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