Favorite Movie Quote

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
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"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation." (see more)

franks and beans!!!
spoken by warren (see more)

Liiiike a glove! (see more)

Good Shopper Cashier: How old are you?
Seth: ...22.

Good Shopper Cashier: [looks skeptical for a second, then smiles] You certainly are! That'll be 80 dollars.

Seth: Oh! Okay!
[pulls money out of his sleeve]

Seth: Pssha! Thank you kindly! Will that do?

Good Shopper Cashier: [examines the bill: a crisp 80 dollar bill] It most certainly will! Thank you, Seth!

Seth: Hey, thank YOU!
[double high-fives cashier]  (see more)

Monster: Don't you talk about my mama.
Hadji: I'll talk about your mama all I want.
Monster: Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!
Mocha: Ooh!
Hadji: What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Monster: Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!
Mocha: Ooh!
Hadji: Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.
Mocha: Whoo, haha.
Monster: Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat!
Hadji: Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!
Mocha: Oh no!
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" I see dead people!" (see more)

Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on cra (see more)

Madness??!
THIS. IS.
SPAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(kick/attack/fondle) (see more)

Say hello to my little friend (see more)

Show me the money
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bond.james bond. (see more)

"You Sand Baggin' son of a bitch!" (see more)

May the force be with you... (see more)

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock! (see more)

Chief of the Super Troopers says: "I'll believe that when me sh*t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert!" (see more)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." (see more)

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat!"--Chief Brody  (see more)

"You talkin' to me?"--Robert De Niro  (see more)

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. - the legend Ron Burgundy (see more)