Best Poem for the Lunch Lady (Food Fight)

dearest lunch lady also my mom.....

i am so sry that i threw up on you after eating your squid corndog..... but it was the best worst squid corndog i ever had... i hope this doesnt affect my allowance..... well c u every minute of my LIFE,.... (see more)

To the lunch ladies here,
thanks for making our food,
All of us in the cafeteria cheer
When you are in a good mood.

Our food ain't burnt,
We like to see,
The fruit is current,
and I got a GREEN pea!

When you re-cook the bacon
When you serve up the cheese,
I can smell somethin' bakin'
and I'm starting to sneeze.

Sometimes I like,
That our lunch hour's extensive,
One more thing by the way...
Could you make lunch less expensive?

--by snimmybill


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I Looked At You
And You Smiled At Me
My Friend Reached Over For The Last Brownie

I Asked For A Sloppy Joe
But You Gave Me A Salad
I Did Not Complain, But I Was Quite Saddened.

When I Got To The Desserts
You Shook Your Head At Me
I Guess She Was Saying That I'm A Fatty

I'm Sorry My Dear Lunch Lady
But I Don't Love You Anymore
Because My Friend Bit The Brownie, And Fell To The Floor. (see more)

i dont have a poem but i do wanna say to my lunch ladies MAKE BETTER FOOD thnx for listening (see more)

roses are red violets are blue
my lunch lady is nice
but she feeds me poo (see more)

Lunchy Lunchy Lady,
You are a baddy.
You cook food that are smelly
And tries to party!

Lunchy Lunchy Lady
You look like a baby!
You never take things seriously
And blah blah blah to me!

Lunchy Lunchy Lady
You behave like a dopey!
You b'day's is on the 1st of January,
You are so silly!

So, please act seriously
and don't be sloppy!!!
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oh lunch lady,
through the crappy food,
i think the most crappiest,
would probably be you.

times might be tough,
but i don't care,
i just want my food,
and a pear.
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My Lunch Lady is so nice
she makes me wanna order twice

The way she brings food to me is so cool
To her, you can't be cruel

Even when the food isn't so good
I go like: WOW
Cause she's my good pal. (see more)

Our eyes meet again.
Hair-net slightly askew,
She gives me more sauce.
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Lunch Lady, lunch lady
with utensils of steel
Pile up the fries
for my belly to fill
You know I eat two plates
'cause I'm an appetite on feet
Gimme the burgers and a cookie and those things on that sheet
I grab my four milks and I pay for the food
If it wasn't for her name tag
I'd swear she's a dude
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This is a poem for a lady,
She always makes things good,
Her name is Kaitie,
And her meals don't taste like wood.

She's sweet, she's nice,
She gives me advice,
She can be mean,
When we don't go green.

Without her I would die,
Or probably suffer,
For without my lunch,
in my classes i'd buffer.

So thank you oh lady,
Who makes me lunch,
And sometime to thank you,
I'll make you some brunch!!! (see more)

tine_b from germany
is just searching the lunch lady.
Just wanted to say thanks for the hard work
It made me feel like a rich woman in New York.
Lunch Lady, Lunch Lady my name is not Slim Shady
So I keep it short You're the best you deserve a rest.


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Lunch lady oh you amaze me, all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
You have thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Lunch lady so beautiful, lips all crummy
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world

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Get on line & pick up a tray scrape off crumbs that weren't washed away
What's on the menu today?
Grab a plate I'd like grilled cheese
Lunch Lady please throw on some peas I know eating veggies will thwart off disease
I ask for fries & clutch my plate, she says more is cooking, I say that I'll wait, Fresh french fries always taste great
I daydream bout items they don't serve here, like king crab legs, t-bone steak & beer
(I actually don't drink beer just to be clear)
I receive my fries & smile with zeal, I grab ketchup packets to seal the deal, Grab an orange & chocolate milk to "balance" my meal
The register lady's in a bad mood, maybe it's cause people on line are rude
They're obnoxious, demanding & give her attitide
Please lunch lady, your name tag reads Fay, please ring me up so that I can pay, I understand for you it's been a long day
Lunch lady, the grilled cheese today was incredible your hair net and name make you unforgettable preparing food that I can call edible (see more)

You're name is Dot, but I know you as ma'am
You're apron is new, but you smell like old ham
Heavy on the trays, but light on the food
The spoiled milk really adds to the mood
Flash us a smile
As you add to our pile
I sift through my pocket to find my dough
As you dream of running off with Sloppy Joe (see more)

Oh lunch lady,
Oh lunch lady,
That food was so great,
Was that the mystery meat i just ate,
Whys it a mystery cant i know wat it is,
just explain it to us even though were just kids,
ill understand if theres liver in the meat,
jimmy oh jimmy its cat from the street..........*barf* (see more)

My name is Nosaj, I love ur homemade Sausage Ur name is Lunch Lady, I love ur homemade Gravy We're both in the Kitchen, I love ur roasted Chicken We're both in school, ur cupcakes Rule We live by a lake, I love ur homemade steak Now for Goodness Sake, let me eat my cake (see more)