longest sentence with no "e's"

I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. (see more)

I am composing this not as a way to combat charming words
But a way to justify my own thoughts about that which occurs
And although this proposal may contain rhythm and flow
I am hoping you all will assist my sad rankings to grow
What I am trying to say is that I am on a mission
To gain more points through this submission
And although you might not rank my work first
I am praying that your conclusion is not worst
Alba was right this can grow into an addiction
It is almost as if this is a forty-hour occupation
Laugh if you must but this is no prank
I am going to accomplish
my goal of top rank
I am truly sorry if I am wasting part of your day
Luckily I think I said all I can possibly say
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Thinking what to say for this, I can say many things that is on my mind, such things that stick on my mind, probably a gum that will not go away and a chainsaw that just rips my mind apart so disturbingly I just could only wish it will go away but it just won’t and it hurts not only my mind but it ruins my day and I usually turn out to hurt most humans around but I do not inflict pain physically but words I throw or say can fabulously hurt too and it’s a big put down and that is a thing I am not proud of but I cool down hours and days so that I can talk to that girl again and say I’m sorry so that it will all go back to normal and that girl will always hold my hand and with a hug, and say it again, “I’m sorry, you know what I always say to you, till that fascinating thing in my body stops and I am in ground.” (see more)

I dont know if I can do this its amazingly hard. Do you think you can do it? why dont you try..if you cannot do it you will still win 5 points so it is worth it so try it.  (see more)

today i had a birthday party for my pal, and it was so much fun until a girl starts this conflict by saying insulting things in front of kids who's only two; but all in all i still had a wonderful party, i think it was nice!! (see more)

hmm, that's tough, but as i know, i can win this thing, although putting up words is difficult. i am not happy with additional 5 points only, that's why i am asking all of you IBY addicts to do what's right and basically i know that you guys know what to do. thanks a lot XD. (see more)

i am a long can , ehhhh forget it. (see more)

I shall try this with all my might and vocabulary skills. It is way too hard to do this. Amazing how Brian did so good, although I did not confirm his for any slip-ups (I will though, following this post). Kudos to you my buddy. Haha. You bitchin son! Now I know how many words I must attain to past that or possibly win this. I’m afraid I will miss a word and post this anyway without fixing it. Which is a bit scary for I truly want to win this fight. I’m still thinking of additional things to say. I don’t go to school (actually, I do and I was studying for a bit prior to doing this) and I don’t work at all. IBY is my work, for now. I was born in Okinawa, Japan in 1988 on a sixth day of a particular month. How gnarly is that? To you? Probably not so much. Anyways, I’ll stop at this point. Good Luck to you. Did I pull it off? (see more)

This is it. This is my turn. I'll try to do my job. I'll do it right. For what I know Is what I think and What I think I know. My brain will not always funtion right but occasionally it will. Iby has found a way into my body, mind and soul. SHHHHH, wait and watch and you will know to that IBY is difficult but Iby is good and that is why I think to much. Trust it and you'll see. (see more)

If a dog and a cat obtain wisdom by writing words is it actually that astonishing, or is it just common fashion? (see more)

too complacated for me.. (see more)