You Know You'll Be Having a Bad Day

(AS A STRAIGHT GUY)
When you wake up with another dude next to you, and can't remember WTF happened last night... (see more)

When you're leaving the bed and instantly brake your ankle (see more)

When you leave the house,everything seems to be normal and then suddenly everyone is infected and running after you.

(That'd be my worst nightmare, cause the infected don't just bite you.They f*ck you up really bad) (see more)

when you get your period for the first time in public and bleed all over your skirt and have to wear shorts that don't fit. (see more)

u wake up chained to a wall and everyone is speaking Arebic (see more)

your gay ass neighbor and his STUPID friends come to your house wearing clown suits and attempt to kidnap you.

yeah.. it happened. (see more)

When a homeless dude busts a nut on your forehead while your riding on the bus (see more)

when bush visits (see more)

your grandma walks in on you masturbating (see more)

when you: lock your keys in your car, found out you lost you wallet when your paying for your something, and your girlfriend just dumped you on your 2 year anniversary for your best friend (see more)

i know ill be havin a bad day when the old man that liver next door comes over and wont stop talking (see more)

Right after you have surgery!!!
Omg it hurts a lot (see more)

when you get out of bed you step on the cat, as you bend down to look under the bed to see if he's okay, you bump your head on the headboard. you stumble onto the computer and see you didn't get the beatdown you thought you had in the bag. (see more)

when me dam thongs are gone and the cats pregnent (see more)

when... you see this!!! (see more)

When you realize that you missed your period... now thats scary (see more)

DAM IT DID NOT GET ANY LAST NIGHT (see more)

...when you wake up on Sunday morning after a late night out to find that you sent a lot, I mean a lot of drunken messages... (see more)

When you wake up in the rubble of your house and the only thing left is a plugged up toilet
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i know ill have a bad day when my brother still lives (see more)