Favourite quote?

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Don't Cry Cos It's Over Smile Cos It Happened :) (see more)

it's only after we lost everything that we are free to do anything. (see more)

love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. (see more)

jesus turned water into booze for us to drink it as if it were water
-karl murphy
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Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
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The image is one thing, and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. (see more)

The things you own end up owning you. (see more)

There is always light in the end of a tunnel.
You just gotta pray it's not a train! (see more)

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. (see more)

I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul. (see more)

If they can't take a joke, then F* em. (see more)

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. (see more)

Not all chemicals are bad, hydrogen and oxygen for example, are essential components of water, which is necessary in making beer. (see more)

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"Nature does nothing in vain" -Aristotle

"Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it" -Heraclitus

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. -Plutarch

""revenge is a dish best served cold" - Unknown

Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.
- Plato

"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it."
- Eddie Murphy
"Golden Child"

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now thats how you get pink eye - knocked up (see more)

I feel cheap and dirty, and yet, soiled up inside... (see more)

Nothing wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get shot.
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Being Positive Will Lead Life To The Fullest And You'll Never Regret Living, Most People Regret Living Only Because They Don't Do Or Say Positive Stuff (see more)

Life's Too Short.... (see more)