KNOCK KNOCK

knock knock


who's there?


Chuck Norris


OMG! :O (see more)

this is an Anne Frank Knock Knock Joke:

-Knock Knock

-Who's there?

-The Nazis, you shouldn't have said anything, now we know you in there, your coming with us toots
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

The KGB

The KGB who?

*slaps the person in the face*

THE KGB WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE! (see more)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I knocked!  (see more)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come! (see more)

Knock knock

Who is there?

Me

Me who?

Meow (see more)

this is the best knock knock joke ever...
ok you start...say knock knock...and i say Whos there..lol (see more)

person:knock knock





lady: whos there?






lady:hello? whos there?





she opened the door








person:oh i was supposted to run huh?



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Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Jehovah's Witness: We're here to speak to you about God
Me: Oh crap! (zips up pants)
Quick, Candy, HIDE! (see more)

at this halloween party my friends and i started ding dong ditching peoples houses so i went up to a persons house and ding dong ditched them while they were on the porch (see more)

Noe Wan: "Knock Knock"




Sum Wan: "Whos's there?"




Noe Wan: "It's Noe Wan"




Sum Wan:"If it is no one,Why are you knocking at my door?"




Noe Wan:"Actually, I am looking for some one and here's the pic"





Sum Wan: "Why are you looking for me? and that's not me.That's Sum Bodi"







Sum Wan went inside and call Sum Bodi:
"Hye Sum Bodi,there's Noe Wan looking for you"






Sum Bodi:" uh!!"



Sorry I don't know how it ends:)






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Knok,knok.
Who's there?
Steve!
Steve who?
Steve Bitchin!
Steve,stop bitchin!! (see more)

Knock Knock

Whos There

I'm A Pile-Up

I'm A Pile-up who(Say Quickly) (see more)

knock

knock

whos there?

madam

madam who?

ma-damn fingers are stuck in the door! (see more)

person :knock knock..

other person: whos dere.?

person : YOUR MOM..! (see more)

o : Who is There?

M ; Me, I kill you. (see more)

DO YOU REMEMBER ME??



KNOCK KNOCK




WHO'S THERE?




SO YOU DONT RMEMBER ME (see more)

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

YU

WHAT? (see more)

knock knock

whos there

its me,i kill you... (see more)

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOSE THERE?

DWAYNE

DWAYNE WHO?

DWAYNE THE TUB I'M DWOWNING

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