Your worst drunken experience..

My worst drunken experience was at a time when I went to my friend’s house party. I was having so much fun that I didn’t keep track on how many glasses I drank so I got completely drunk; I couldn’t stand up and my friends had to put my head in the bath tub to wash my face to make me feel better. Later that night I vomit about six times and spent the rest of the night next to the toilet.
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was soo drunk laz night that i didnt notice the silly concrete bariers on the road.. what makes it worst is that i wrecked a car that is not mine.. XD

oohh well, new lesson that i've learnd:

Nevah evah, drive a car that is not yours! XD (see more)

I was at a friends when another one of my friends walked in after work and said lets get drunk so we obliged and my friends began drinking hard alcohol in different small groups my first mistake was walking back and forth taking shots from the different groups after that i supposedly jumped on a random girl was carried out of my friends house by his brother and friends then subsequently hosed down on there back lawn because i was puking my cusin then came and picked me up in a friends car which i puked in no worries her dog ate the puke(EWW) and my cusin undressed(it was cold outside that night and i was hosed off) me and let me sleep in his bed the next morning i woke up naked not knowing where i was (see more)

ok, the very first time i ever drank, i was 15. it was at a party, and they were serving something called "purple jesus". if you're not familiar, it's everclear mixed with grape soda. i, not knowing my limit, drank and drank. when it finally hit, i knew i was going to be sick so i found the bathroom. for some reason, i ended up yakking in this chick's cat box instead of the commode. to this day i can't stand the smell of cat litter. and my friend? she was laughing the next day about the loser who puked in the cat box..i never told her it was me. (see more)

So me and my friend had just finished up practice and we were running ate for a party. Anyone who has ever been to college knows that if you catch the tail end of a party you don't get to drink much. We decided to pregame a bit with Bacardi 151 (not Everclear, but damn close)

Anyway, I decided to take 7 quick shots in succession and bounce......Bad Idea. The moment I stepped out of my apartment everything got blurry....i was stumbling and didn't even realize it. As I was walking My buddy was helping me along...or so I thought. I was so drunk I didn't even notice the campus security guard was the one holding me up....to make matter s worse he said I threw up on his shoes the next morning....I don't remember that. (see more)

I was 17 yrs old and drunk after a BIG party (9 a.m). A friend had me to help to return at home. I fell in the rosebush on my patch.
When I woke up my arms and my legs were stained with blood.
I don't remember of nothing but I still have scars on my arm and my legs because of the thorns of the rosebush

Sorry for my English me I'm still under the influence of alcohol ahah (see more)

i was 13 and my friend and i were home alone at her house. and i decided i wanted to pierce my nose. but then i got scared and she came up with the idea to just get me so drunk that i wouldn't feel it. so i drank a fifth of vodka . some rum. bourbon and whiskey. all at the same time. i don't remember anything but waking up in the morning and being covered in blood because she pierced my nose with a sewing needle. lol  (see more)

I was at my cousins house celebrating his graduation from college. I drank so much and woke up on his roof. I could have fallen off Sad thing is...noone was looking for me...lol (see more)

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One night me and my friends got just super hammered in a huge park, and for fun we decided to do a relay race. there were two groups and you had to spin around ten times and then run to the pole and back. The first guy in our group spun around ten times and was stummbling all over the place. it took him forever. we went through our whole group and it was so funny. Then the last guy in our group, probably the most drunk person, spun around ten times and then sprinted in the completely wrong direction, and kept going. He went so far we couldn't see him anymore, and then like ten minutes later he showed up again. HAHAHA (see more)

Similar to winkadoodle, i was 15 and didnt know my limits either.
Went to the park with a few friends n started drinking red label with ice tea, musta had about 4 shots before they went up to get pizza, by the time they were back half the bottle was gone (literally) and half the bottle of passion pop. That's where my memory stops.

about 4am nxt morning i woke up covered in white out and permanent marker (we were 15 cmon! =p), thanks to them teasing me i know i spent the night sleeping on pizza boxes, throwing up everwhere, yelling at neighbours getting bashed by a basketball and as for that stain on my jeans... well lets say it wasn't alcohol >.< (see more)