Michael Jackson joke corner

I once walked up to an Asian man and said:
"Are you Asian? I love like, Bruce Lee, and Jackie-"He cut me off. "I no Bruce Lee!" He said. "I no Jackie Chan. I no go up to Mexicans and say: I love George Lopez! I no go up to Black people and say I love Martin Luther King! Jr.! I no go up to White people and say: I love Michael Jackson!" (see more)

how do you know when it's bedtime at michael jackson's house?

ans: when the big hand touches the little hand. (see more)

"Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left." (see more)

"According to the news, Michael Jackson is broke and can't even afford the payroll at Neverland Ranch. So the next time you see Michael with his hands in a 12-year-old's pocket, he might just be looking for lunch money." (see more)

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?


A: Throw him a buoy !! (see more)

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?


A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! (see more)

why does michael jackson like burger king so much?






cuz he like 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns (see more)