FUNNIEST JOKES

What do you call five white guys on a bench and five black guys on the floor.




The NBA. (see more)

I went to MacDonalds and said "I'd like to order some fries" The girl at the counter asked "Would you like some fries with that?" (see more)

Are kids really the future?

Well, technically kids can't be the future. Once the future is here, they will be adults! (see more)

An Italian, French and Korean went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow
sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink
day.."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter on TV..
last was the Korean, : "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"  (see more)

IF THERE is Here and where is there..when we go there we will be here...where is there...we will always be here....am my rihgt,rigth!!!!! (see more)

little tommy went to kindergarten one day wearing a cubs hat. his teacher asked him why he was a cubs fan. he said, "because my parents are." his teacher said, "thats not good. what would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?" he replied,"well then i would be a white sox fan." (see more)

A man walks into a bar....









OUCH!!!!!! (see more)

A mom, dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"  (see more)

Why are black people good at basketball?


Because they can Shoot, Steal, and run (see more)

Why are black people so tall?

Because their nee-gros (see more)

My sister is diagnosed with multiple personalities. She called me the other day and my caller ID exploded.......

At what age do you tell a highway its been adopted?.....

I grew up in a large family.....I had 8 parents. (see more)

1,2,3,4 lets have a thumb war


5,6,7,8 i use my hand to masturbate. (see more)

Q-What goes up but never comes down

A-Your age (see more)

how come three mexicans couldnt cross the border??

because it sayn no trespassing

-if you dont get it look in description (see more)

Why does shakira always shake it to the left?



Because she doesnt have a right to. (see more)

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!

About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a shit!"
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short guy: hows the weather up there?



tall guy: shut up how the frick is the weather down there (see more)

Read this ! \/  (see more)

there are 3 people 1 is a did 1 is a apple 1 is a blueberry the blueberry said he had the worst jod because he gets smashed up and put in pie the apple said they do that to me 2 the dick said i have the worst job the put me in a raincoat and make me do push ups till i throw up  (see more)

okay this joke myt b a bit dry but i thnk ihdt'sz funni !

Whadt dd tha qiant say afta eatinq tonqa ?
i wont samoa (some more).  (see more)