funniest insult for bad breath

someone with bad breath starts talking to you..

you say."omg I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or a urinal cake.!!!!"


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Did you just breath or did a army of rotting skunks set off the worlds largest stink bomb in a cesspool treatment plant? (see more)

Your breath smells like vagina! (see more)

U know, everybody learns something everyday. I just learned that your breath and disolve objects and make cows vomit, WOW! (see more)

your breath kinda smells like your moms tits : /
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