lamest joke

why didn't the chicken cross the road?


Because he was too chicken
=p (see more)

What do you get when you cross a herbivore with a carnivore.....

an omnivore (see more)

where do sharks come from?

finland. (see more)

What did the announcer name his son?


Mic (see more)

if your american in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

european (see more)

q:why did the monkey fall outta the tree?
a:cause it was dead. (see more)

1st person: whats the difference between an elephant and a banana?

2nd person: i dont know.

1st person: i sure wouldnt send you for my grocery shopping. (see more)