your most funniest moment in your life

When i was younger me and my family would always go out to our lake cabin here in minnesota during the summers. While we where down there me and my brother would get up bright and early and do some fishing. I usaully just watched cause i wasnt all that good, but whenever my brother caught a fish and started to reel it in. I would push his ass into the lake and make a run for the cabin so he couldnt throw my ass in. He would come up to the cabin all wet and my mother would ask what happened? He would tell her i pushed him in and i would lie my ass off and say he slipped in.  (see more)

i pulled down the pants of the most evil girl in my class, the best most funny of my life (see more)

Haha ok so we were in math class and then my friend was like "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!" She was pointing to the boy behind us bookbag and the teacher came over because she thought IDK what she thought but ran over and then just walked away. Then I was like "What was that about?" My friend looked at me like (O)_(O) and said "I just saw a little black man under Corey's desk. He was staring up at me!" I stared at her for a second the looked at my other friends and we all started dieing of laughter, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my desk and knocked all of my stuff on the floor and seriously couldn't breathe. And to this day my friend still swears the super black (as in the crayon) skinned guy was under Corey's desk staring at her. (see more)

We were on vacation in France and in a hurry. A car with an American FLAG painted over it arrived. My dad had to get something and yelled " JE SUIS BACK IN TWEUX MINUTES !!!" Afterwards his comment : "how was I supposed to know he was americain?" (see more)