Weirdest Aspiration

catch midgets is the Weirdest jobs cause they could be anywhere (see more)

NOBODY EVER SAYS THEY WANT TO BE A DRUGY WHEN THEY GROW UP... (see more)

i wood like to be the pole lucky pole  (see more)

Yeah, other little girls wanted to be a princess, I wanted to be a vampire, coz I was like 3, and I wanted to see what it was like, outside at night LOL.
Plus, I figured if I was one, they couldn't come after me. (see more)

Back then, I will hella small and I lost hope in growing taller. I decided that when I grow up, I wanted to be a scientist to make some kind of "growth enhancing" potion. lol! (see more)

So, I never really knew that this would be a poor career path to follow when I was young. All I knew was that they were allowed to ride on the backs of giant trucks, and they got paid for it. (see more)