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1,2,3,4 i declare a thumb war!

5,6,7,8 i use this hand 2 masterbate!!! (see more)

so a woman had 3 children. 2 girls and a boy.

one day one girl went up to her and said, "mom why is my name rose" the mom said "cause a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." then the next girl went up to the mom and said "mom why is my name daisy?" the mom said "cause a daisy petal fell on your head when you were a baby." then the boy goes up to her and says "DURRRRHHHHHHHHH!!" and the mom said "shut up cinder block!" (see more)

so a boy walks in the room and sees his father naked and asks daddy wats that?
the father replies "thats daddys snake son"
and then later the boy walks in a room and sees his mother naked and asked mommy wat are those?
the mother responds "those are mommys headlights hunny"
then the boy asks what is that mommy?
the mother replies "thats mommys grass dear "
then alot later the boy runs in on his parents having sex and yells " MOMMY MOMMY TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON THERES A SNAKE IN YOUR GRASS!!!!" (see more)

Why is 6 afraid of 7??
anyone? :D

because 7 double-crossed the numbers and joined the letter side. he then later made several conspiracy theories that the number system was wrong; that there is no such thing as "zero". Soon, the American government was tired of 7's treachery. they called in.... James Bond.
*bum bum bum*
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your mom is so fat her blood type is ragu (see more)