Best Way to Get Out of Jury Duty

..ninjas all u need to do is find the guilty person and place the person to "sleep".
EVERYONE else just say i cant my goldfish is going to die that day and you need to go to the funeral. (see more)

I THINK THEY WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY CHOSE YOU (see more)

say that you had a sexual encounter with that person that should work (see more)

if you bring chuck norris everyone will be terrified and they will let you go without a second thought(never doubt the power of chuck norris!) (see more)

Regardless of the crime or the defendent, tell them that you believe strongly in the death penalty and that is what you are going to recommend regardless. (see more)

Before you do anything, show your lack of judgement. If you have to decide guilty or not guilty, say carrots. Be completely wacko! (see more)

Tell them you are a believer in stealing and killing, hate crimes etc... you dont look to punish these people. They will never call you again.(worked for my friend!) (see more)