Best Phone Number Excuse

yo heres my number call me anytime u have an emergency 222-9112 (see more)

Gotgame will delete me if i give u my number, shes very possessive... (see more)

I WOULD GIVE YOU MY NUMBER BUT MY CRAZY EX SOMEHOW CHECKS WHO CALLS MY PHONE AND WHEN HE SEES YOUR NUMBER HE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT HE MIGHT DO TO YOU HUN SO I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF MAYBE I JUST DONT GIVE YOU MY NUMBER HUN UNTIL THE POLICE FIND HIM AND PUT HIM BACK IN PRISON....SINCE HE DID ESCAPE LAST MONTH... (see more)

Sure, my number is 555-1234. (see more)

I have a phone but I dropped it in hamburger meat that i was preparing by the grill. Then the neighbor's dog came over and ended up eating my phone while it was on. So if I give you my number and you call it the radiation will cook the dog from the inside-out. Even if I give you the number and tell you not to call it because of what would happen, chances are you're going to call to see if I was lying or not, so to save time, forests, ink, and my neighbor's dog, I can't give you my phone number... (see more)

I would but my oldest son which is 15 has it. Did I tell you I am 27 anyways I have 7 kids at home and they are always breaking it so it's better he has it. Give me your number I'll call you.

I really only have 2 kids ages 3 and 2 (see more)

My sim card got broken, so i don't have a number. (see more)

Number? Of Telefon? Of course, call 911 24/7. (see more)

Sorry, I forgot it. Who the heck calls themselves anyway? (see more)

Umm i would really give you my number but it's against my religon
(when you put religon into th mix no one asks any questions. haha)  (see more)

you're ugly and you're a bitch.

honesty is the best policyi always say.... (see more)

....that I don't give them one lol.

It's not often that people besides those that I already know ask me for my phone number.

So when someone that I wouldn't want to give it to asks for it, I always give them the number to Dominos Pizza and tell them to call me before they close haha....(midnight).

I'm not worried about votes for this one, just thought I'd share though because I think it's funny. (see more)

Ask my husband. Just try to find him. lol (see more)

sorry i am gay... (usually followed by short break of silence and me walking away from minger) (see more)

"Oh, sorry, I was taught not to talk to strangers."

*gives her number to a cuter guy xD (see more)

"i dont have a phone"....

and then they look at me weirdly an walk away.... (see more)

I dont know my own number. Why dont you give me yours instead... [not!] (see more)

*=can i have your phone number?

me* = um,this is not my phone, its my boyfriends phone.

lol (see more)

But I'm gay & giving you my number goes against what I believe in! (see more)

There was this girl that I really didn't find attractive (ugly) that wanted my number. And I was thinking "man this girl is gonna drive me crazy if I give her my number" (if You know her you would understand).

So I said "I can't hear that well on my own phone. And it might be a while before it starts working again. So it doesn't make sense to give you my number." (see more)