Whats your favorite quote?

guru pitka" if your uncle jack helped you off an elefant, would you help your uncle jack off an elefant?" (see more)

Shove that in your pipe and smoke it! (see more)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." (see more)

"You can't handle the truth!" from A Few Good Men (see more)

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (see more)

"Show me the money" from Jerry Maguire.  (see more)

Some times in life bad things happen to make way for the good But like it or not GOD has a plan for us all....
By ME (see more)

"There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
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"Say Hello To My Little Friend"

*Gunshots* (see more)

"I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear...Ta-daa! It's... gone!"
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Yesterday is history,tomorrow is a mystery, and today is the gift thats why they call it the present! (see more)

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved (see more)

Chief of police, Lois: How would you like to make your life a living hell?


Ace Ventura:Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

From Ace Ventura..hehe
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