Tell a JOKE!!

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink.

She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded " I 'm not gonna quit until I stop winning. "  (see more)

why do japanese people throw up the peace sign everytime they take a picture?





cause it's how many times they've been bombed.

I'm sorrry! eeep. =] (see more)

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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How do u get off an elephant?







(Person runs back and forth across the room with hands in the air facing each other!) (see more)

3 mice were debating over who was the toughest.
Mouse 1 claims to be so tough that he rips out the cheese & does push ups with the mouse trap, then hurls it across the room.
Mouse 2 claims to be so tough he crushes up lines of the ratsack & SNIFF- snorts it all up without a care.....
Mouse 3 then proceeds to walk away "Where are you off to?" The other 2 mice ask.....
Mouse 3 replies.....
"Home to fuck the cat" (see more)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese  (see more)

What did sushi A say to sushi B?


Wasabi!




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what kind of bees make milk?







BOOBEES (see more)

You see your ex and his/her lawyer drowning in the pool. Do you....go to the movies or go skydiving?  (see more)

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the guns." (see more)

How do you make a hanky dance?




You put a little boogie in it! (see more)

a dog walks onto a bar
the waiter says "You can't come in here your an animal"
and the dog says




"THATS WHAT SHE SAID" (see more)

A blind snake and bunny meet each other one day and decide to feel each other to find out what they were. The snake says " O.K you have a fluffy tail a wet nose and bid floppy ears" And the bunny say "Yes, im a bunny" So the bunny starts feelin the snake he says "you have scales, sharp teeth and a fork tongue" and the snake says


"O No.....im a layer" (see more)

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson die?






NOTHING!! :) (see more)