friends vs. true friends

A friend will bring alcohol to your party.

A real friend helps you clean up when the party is over. (see more)

friends: won't let you do stupid things.

real friends: won't let you do stupid things... alone. (see more)

friends: bail you out of jail
true friends: sitting next to you sayin that was the sh/t! (see more)

Friends will tell you what you want to hear. But a real friend will tell you what you need to hear. (see more)

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again (see more)

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
~Helen Keller~ (see more)

A Friend would play as a team on halo

A true friend would betray you when u least expect it lol (see more)

You found out you got a girl pregnant even though u used a condom. You don't know what to do so you go to your friends for advice:

Friend situation "Hey man...I just found out the girl i was with a few weeks ago....is pregnant"
" Oh wow dude...well...don,t worry I'll help you we can get trough it cuz we're friends and we stick together!

Real Friend situation: "Hey man...i just found out the girl i was with a few days ago is pregnant...what should I do?"
"HA!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I GOT YOU U BITCH!!!! I BROKE THE CONDOM AND MADE LITTLE HOLES IN IT "GUFFAWS" THATS WHAT U GET FOR CALLING ME A JERK!!!!...AND BY THE WAY...SHE HAD HERPES FOO!!!!!!!!!! GET READY FOR CHILD SUPPORT A-HOLE!! MUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

....What an asshole... (see more)

A friend will split the last piece of cake with you. A true friend will split the cake than eat both halves in front of your face. (see more)

A friend will tell you not to drive drunk.

A true friend will take your keys and throw it in the bushes! (see more)

A friend in need is a friend indeed, but the best of friends is a friend with weed! (see more)

A good friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A true friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. (see more)

if someone was being very annoying....

a friend would say "lets not start any trouble."

a real friend would say "im about to pop this fool you cool!" (see more)

A good friend will drive you and a girl you met at a party home when your drunk.

A great friend will make sure she 's good in bed for you first

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if i had one gift to give you my friend i would give you the ability too see yourself the way others see you that you could really see how special you are... (see more)

a true friend dosen't let other friends do stupid things.......alone. hahahaha. (see more)

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A true friend will go with you (see more)

A friend will help you move
A true friend will help you move...a body (see more)

When you're out of drinks, a friend is outside watching for security while you run the beer.

A true friend is running beside you saying "Oh man we're gonna get so drunk!!!" (see more)

--- > A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

---> Friends: Never ask for food.
True Friends: are the reason you have no food.

---> Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True Friends: keep your $hit so long they forget its yours.

---> Friend: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude! drink the rest of that you know we don't waste $hit."

Friends: Are for awhile.
Real friends: Are for life. (see more)