funniest child story

Ok wen i was younger i was taking a shower and i needed to fart so i looked in the mirror to see if any green gas would come out of my but, after i farted a beep load of poop flew out onto the floor (see more)

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in the fourth grade i was chillin at my Raging Waters with my friends, and we were just screwing around in the kiddie section(you know), so we was just shooting eachother with the water cannons right? when my friend noticed some "thing" floating in the water, when we got onto dry ground, we saw that some kid blew CHUNKS into the kiddie area man, and i aint tallking bout little turds, im talking all out, green diahhrea. OMG did that gross peopleout. (see more)