The New & Improved Diet

Go to youtube.
Watch Nigahiga videos.

Youll laugh so hard long that youll have a 6-pack in no time. (see more)

lol all you eat is healthy tv dinners ex: lean cuisine lol and then you dance it up at like a club/ party/ your room where ever ya like lol and the pounds just melt away :D (see more)

Ok following...
1.You go buy WoW (world of Warcraft + addons)
2.Install it...
3.and play it...
4.Forget to eat
5.Forget to sleap
6.Time it so that the next server shuttdown is after round about (lets say...) one week...

That shuld make you a lot thinner...
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My teacher's favorite diet from a past student: The car vibrator!
You attach the car vibrator to the frame of your car & while you're at a stoplight, turn on the vibrator & the pounds jiggle away!
Yeahhh it can be anything as crazy as that, or something like eating only red foods, or anything like that! Get creative! (see more)

Firstly,you can eat ALL YOU WANT.Then if you're laughed or teased at,you should cover the laughter by singing a song and belly dancing.

If you gained 1 kg,an angry mob dressed in food costume will be hired to come after you with LETHAL vegetables(How Ironic!)
If you lose 1 kg,a beautiful woman will accompany you for one day and you can eat ALL YOU WANT.The one and only CONDITION you must fulfill is that you have to CHASE her first or beat her at any sports.:)

Quite a simple and interesting method,haha. (see more)