Best Fast Food Critic (Food Fight)

F**K YOU!
I have absolutely no idea how people can stomach your food knowing that it was originaly a living chicken that was tortured before being cooked!
You people make me sick.
I wouldn't make GEORGE BUSH eat this crap.He was a total b**ch but even he doesn't deserve a punishment this harsh.
Grilling your chicken doesn't make a difference!It's still the same nasty crap you call food.
If I had to pick between eating at your restaurant and listening to Lady Gaga I would pick Lady Gaga.She won't give you cancer and it's less painful.
If you want diabetes or cancer or maybe you just wanna die...KFC is the perfect place for you.
My rating for KFC: -12 1/2 stars. (see more)

I'm sorry but the McDonalds McFlurries are like crack to me. I get them all the time. Especially the Oreo kind that's my favorite. I feel bad for the countries that don't have it like Canada.  (see more)

I treated myself to a subway veggie delite last afternoon. I'm overall pleased with my sandwich. Sometimes they don't spread out the mustard evenly, leaving one side with less of the sauce. While looking at the menu, I realized they've changed it so much - adding only more unhealthily foods to the list making them just sound healthy. It's nice they offer a vegetarian option. Also a veggie patty. ( My taste buds don't like it, but others do ) I do find the snacks they have, the option in drinks, and of course loads of vegetable options great. This, by far, is probably the healthiest fast food place open. And if you're a meat-eater, at least it's real meat as apposed to McDonald's "beef". If you're concerned with what you're eating these days, I suggest this is the "fast food choice" to go. The only down-fall to Subway is, they're not open as late as other fast foods, and we all know we get that craving for something really late at night, too. ;] (see more)

Dear Arbys,
How anyone manages to ever stomach any of your food is a mystery to me! I had your roast beef sandwiches when i was a kid! Not 2 long after I had stomach pains and up came those roast beef sandwiches ! Ever since then I have vowed 2 never eat your Roast beef! I would rather starve 2 death! When in a pinch, I have opted 4 your chicken cordon bleu...but still these have been subpar at best! Having the consistency of tennis shoes!
However, on 1 good note I will say I enjoy your Curly Fries...and when I go to other fast food restaurants...I often ask 4 curly fries! So kudos 4 your awesomely greasy drunk man cure Curly fries....and also your Chicken product sandwiches! oooh and god forgive me if i forget 2 mention your orgasmistic JAMOCHA SHAKES! Slurp! (see more)