Funniest Confession

ok iam a cooker and im gonna talk to my boss
-i need to talk to you boss
-say!
-wel..its hard to say
-come on you are a professional cooker you dont have any problem
-well..the other day me and me friend .we made a cake but when it was in the oven we realizd that we hadnt put neither flour nor yeast-
-get out of my kitchen punk..get out!!
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Gf: Hi robby, I need to talk to you
Bf: Your not breaking up with me are you?
Gf: no, it's something else...
Bf: what is it? you can tell me anything!
Gf: will you get mad?
Bf: of course not!
Gf: I am... a... man...
Bf: NO WAY!!!!
Gf: yes, sry...
Bf: that's great!
Gf: ???
Bf: I"m gay! (see more)

Mom: So you didn't eat the cookies for great grandma Mary?
Kid: No
Mom: Are you sure?
Kid: Maybe.
Mom: But-
Kid: Coming Daddy! (see more)