Signs that you have acheived "Baller" Status

when you can park your boeing 707 in your driveway (see more)

billionaire, and my future husband, Abramovich's private yacht - largest in the world (see more)

You have a driver for the Bentley you purchased with Cash. (see more)

You know you're ballin'(for a redneck) when you own your own stretch limo ;) (see more)

Not only do you throw hundos in the fire place to keep warm, but you could wipe yo bad self with 20s (see more)

you know you've reached baller status when you're having tyrannosaurus' eggs for breakfast & sprinkle diamonds on your food to make your dookie twinkle. that shit is baller, son!  (see more)