the best pick up line

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. (see more)

Can you be my homework? Id love to slam you on my desk and do you all night long (see more)

Are you a student at hogwarts? I would love to enter your chamber of secrets (see more)

Firstly, this is mostly for guys and biology nerds.

You walk up to a hot girl that is very much into biology. You ask her, "How many bones are in the human body?" she answers, "216." and then you say. "You want one more." ;P

your welcome (see more)

Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. (see more)

" You look very familiar. Did we have the same class together because I swear he had chemistry " LOL!  (see more)

are u my missing teeth?why?coz u know i can7t smile w/o u (see more)

I am a BEE! Can you be my HONEY? (see more)

Hey, we have corresponding genitalia. LETS F*CK (see more)

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!  (see more)

Do you have a band aid? i tripped falling in love (see more)

Are you a cell phone? Because every second of my life, your name rings in my head. :) (see more)

Everything comes in place when I feel u close to me (see more)

Are you a piece of trach cuz I wanna take you out! (see more)

i rather die, than stop loving you, cause distance take no place in love
P.S idk what i'm talking about (see more)

I DROPPED A TEAR IN THE OCEAN AND I WONT STOP LOVING YOU UNTIL YOU FIND THAT TEAR  (see more)

are you my lotion cream? cuz i'd love to rub you on!! (see more)

ILL BE YOUR BURGERKING IF U BE MY DAIRY QUEEN AND ILL SERVE IT TO YOU THE RHIGHT WAY (see more)