Grossest Restaurant Story

Many many years ago I was working in Aurora (Illinois) and when lunch time came around we decided to go to Burger King. I ordered my whopper (no onions) meal and we sat down to eat and cool off. I took a bite, then decided to add some salt to my burger. I took the top of the bun off, and 1/2 an inch from my bite mark, was a beetle! It wasn't a huge one, but it was a beetle! I threw my burger across the floor and got my money back! (see more)

So I went to perkins for breakfast, and they sat this family next to us with a bunch of kids. Im not sure if the kid was sick or he ate his pancakes too fast or what but he got sick and spewed allover the table and his plate. And if thats not gross enough, He kept eating his pancakes on his plate that he had just puked on. GOD! I just about lost it. Thank god his parents stopped him from putting it back in his mouth. Yuck... (see more)

Once, at a Waffle House, it was about 3am. Me, my wife, and a couple friends were sittin down to a feast after a rough night of livin the high life. We ordered. The waiter was also the cook. Right after we got our food, these 2 nasty looking geek-monsters came in and were hittin the waiter up for some meth. I mean, these crackheads were some grotesque hos. Maybe 9 teeth between both of them. Anyways, they had no money, and were offering the old whore services for some dope. So the waiter takes them both back to the bathroom and wears them out. All 3 come back 10 minutes later, geeked up and sexed out. The waiter, being the gentlman that he is, fixed the whores a plate of toast and coffee. They ate it. We tried not to throw up. And then they wanted more dope. He took them back to the bathroom, and we walked out without paying. I was so grossed out by the geekmonsters, the whoring, and and the general sleeze of that waffle house. Eww. (see more)

One time I was eating at a chinese resturant with my parents, and while waiting for my food to come, at the corner of my eye, I see a cockroach crawl out from a crack in the wall. I told my parents that we should run home and order pizza. (see more)

One time, at band camp...Just kidding. I worked at an IHOP a while back and when walking down the isle I saw a 3 foot snake crawling down row, No one even noticed! I had to get a towel and attempt to get it before anyone saw it. Sucked! Luckily it was around 1:00 AM so everyone that was there was drunk and got out from the Bars closing.  (see more)