Most embarrassing way to die

Having a heart attack while watching gay porn DVD with it set on repeat. (see more)

The most embarrassing way to do would be on the toilet..you strain and strain so much that a blood vessel pops in your head and kills you.i'm sure it's happened! (see more)

Getting your (man area) cought in your zipper and bleeding to death. (see more)

Getting run over by a clown car with 10 clowns in it. Then they all get out and have smiley faces painted on so everyone thinks that they meant to do it because you were a enemy of the clowns.  (see more)

"The poor sod fell in a puddle and drowned." (see more)

"imagine dying from getting hit by a frisbee" what would you say "how did i die...uh i got hit with a frisbee  (see more)

Crushed between two fat guys, walking into Mcdonalds.  (see more)

I think a pretty embarrassing way to die would be from Bleeding to death from a wound inflicted in the nose from picking a booger.  (see more)

having an elaphant take a dump on u (see more)

weighing 350 lbs. and having ONE Big Mac from McDonalds and once you're half way done with it, you die. too bad you thought you we're indestructible. (see more)

admiting u had romance wiht a donkey and being recorded on national tv and you choke on your tooth and die (see more)

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. [thats pretty embarrassing]

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

And finally…. In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull Whilst throwing up into the toilet...ick

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it would suck to die if you are in the white house and you start laughing at the president cause he let gas and then his bodyguard let gas to then the worst of all your grandma then let gas and then you died from the horrible smell of the grandma fart!!!!! AHHHHH its so scary! (see more)

you run out of beer and u ask your wife to go buy you some an shes like no @1#2 u drinking to much and your like ill make my own and then u ask your self how to make beer so you think that gasoline looks like beer but it smells weird and u put milk in it then u put it in the fire to heat it up then u explode and die lol (see more)

if u were going pee in the bathroom and u were in the womans and u fall down while u were going pee and die and then u sit there with ur well u know what was showing (see more)

idk i gusse a kat (see more)

when u are having diarrhea and then tickle to death...

ehh...just imagine the consequences (see more)

getting your parts chopped off, then brought to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine let out next to an underwater volcano, and have just enough time to crumple up because of pressure then getting incinerated
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shot durring oreanguten season (see more)

So a guy is ice fishing with his faithful companion and some dynamite like any normal American. And like any normal dog, he went to fetch the stick of dynamite after it was thrown. Seeing the dog returning with the explosives still lit, he ran to his truck and closed the door. The dog made it to the truck and the explosion ignited the truck and broke the ice. The man was severely burned, and then drown stuck in his truck.  (see more)