Cheesiest pick up line!

What has 147 teeth and holds ack the Incredible Hulk?





My zipper! TEEHEE (see more)

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bedrock! (see more)

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (see more)

Nice Shoes....wanna fuck!!! (see more)

you would look fantastic sitting on my face (see more)

ay i forgot my number can i have yours  (see more)

Him: Do you got a quarter?
Her: I don't know why?
Him: Because I want to call my mom and let her know I found the girl of my dreams. :-D (see more)

Guy:are you a lumberjack?
Girl:No.Why?
Guy:Because you're giving me wood.

OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! NUMBAH 1!!!! (see more)

*lick finger and touch girls clothes*

"Ooh you better come back to my place and get out of those wet clothes!"

HAHA (see more)

Can you say Bahamas! (see more)

I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I was noticing you too.  (see more)

guy: did it hurt?
GIRL: HURT WHAT?
guy: did it hurt when you fall from heaven?

Got it from a movie. :) (see more)