Clean Funny Jokes

A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago, biting his fingernails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, “Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?”

The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. Seconds later she comes back with a coke That She Put a Bit Of Liqour In To Help Calm Him Down . He downs it quickly and seems to calm down.

Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees him shaking and biting his nails again. She brings him another drink which Contains Some Liqour Not Too Much Too Get Him Drunk And he downs immediately. A half hour later she returns to see him shaking uncontrollably, and almost in tears.
“My goodness,” the flight attendant says, “I’ve never seen someone so afraid to fly.”
“I’m not afraid of flying,” says the man.
“Then what’s the matter?
“I’m trying to give up drinking.”.

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a boy would get a letter everyday from locker.

he would always be so happy, because someone loved him.

the letter would say the same thing every day "I LOVE YOU"

and would have a lipped kiss seal mark on the envelope.

the boy would show off to his friends but the friends would just stare at him in shocked and laugh.


guess why?





its an ALL BOYS SCHOOL (see more)

A blonde had just got a new sports car and driving when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and commanded her to, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing ! "What's so funny?" he Asked. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking,I stepped out of the circle!" (see more)