The dumbest joke

a man is looking after another mans house while he is away, the only thing he is not allowed to do is poke the gorrila, but his curiosty gets the better of him, and he pokes it, the gorrilla goes nuts and wrecks the house, the man hides in the basement, the gorrilla finds him, raises his hand, pokes him back and says...

"tag your it" (see more)

How do you make an egg roll?


Push it (see more)

Well 2 jews walk into a bar.........and they buy it!!!!!!!! (see more)