Weird Laws in your state

In New York:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. (see more)

In Nebraska it is illegal to hunt whales. For those who don’t know where Nebraska is, it’s in the middle of the US and has no big water. Stupid i know... (see more)

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
it's against the law to spread a false rumor.
It is illegal to purchase or possess marital aides (vibrators, dildos, etc.)

Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.

Athens-Clarke County
Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. (see more)

ok so its a law in montana that if you have a group of 5 indians or more in your yard or property, you can shoot them dead. lol kinda scary (see more)

in Ohio it is illegal to get a fish drunk (see more)

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Tampa Bay -It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.  (see more)

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. (see more)

DEATH PENALTY-THEY DNT CARE WHO YOU ARE OR NOTHING. U KILL SOMEONE THE TEXAS GOVERNMENT WILL KILL YA BACK!  (see more)

in michigan you cannot tie your pet alligator to a fire hyrdrant, its a law beleive it or not. (see more)

It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. (see more)

Australia's most absurd/ weird laws include:

wearing slippers in public after sunset is illegal in Victoria

you may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle in NSW

it is illegal to walk on the right-hand side of a footpath in Queensland

only licensed electricians may change a light bulb in Victoria

taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk in Queensland. (see more)

It is illegal to hum in public on Sundays in Cicero, Illinois. (see more)

1.It is illegal to have oral sex(ummm oops)
2.It is not illegal to speed
3.in Columbia one may not drink in a bar between 2 and 6 am
4.In K.C. a minor can not buy a cap gun but can freely buy a shotgun
5.Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
6.Marceline-a minor can buy tobacco and rolling papers but not a lighter (see more)

1) Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

2) Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)

3) You may not hunt moths under a street light.

4) Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

5) One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

6) The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
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It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
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In Oklahoma, you can't eat a burger walking backwards. Wow...

Oh yeah and you also can't go whaling, because they'll go extinct in the rivers... Wait, I thought whales didn't exist in rivers? (see more)

In Arkansas u can beat ur wife, but not more than once a month(google it if u dont believe me) (see more)

Well, apparently it is illegal to eat in an establishment that is on fire in Illinois lol (see more)

All Cali ones were taken so I'll post a law for a state we have a vacation house in...

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (see more)

Apparently, it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel in Texas.

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