Funny Things Kids Say

ME AS A 5 YEAR OLD ON MARRIAGE:
"When I decide to get married, I'm going to line up all the guys who want to marry me and pick the best one!" :D (see more)

"Would you mind if the plant-eating dinosaurs were still around? I mean, you sure wouldn't have to mow your lawn anymore!" (see more)

I took my friends 3 year old son to the grocery store with me. we walking down the aisle when he grabbed my arm and said "MANTA I wont a Douche". i turned to him and said "What" he Kept saying DOUCHE so I asked him what it looked like and he said red water in a bottle. He confused me so bad I said finally take me to it. He led me down the JUICE aisle and I finally got it.  (see more)