What's the Best Way to Dump Someone?

Listen, we need to talk. I know you'v e probably noticed that I've been a little different towards you. For some reason I just don't feel the same way about you.

I know this is a little unconventional or whatever, but it's definitely not me, it is completely your fault. I'm sorry if this hurts you, but for some reason it just doesn't affect me doing this at all.

Hope we can still be good friends though. (And then hang up)

^^^^That's pretty much what happened to me.  (see more)

my wife and three kids said i cant see you any more. (see more)

it's not me..it's YOU *POINTS* YOOOOUUUU *tilts head back and cackles like a witch in those looney toon cartoons*
then at that moment a three piece spanish folk band (with the giant hats) walks in and starts playing a song..halfway through that a hercules looking african dude with an afro who looks like his stuck in the 70's breaks through the door picks up ur now X and throws them out the window!!...then the music starts playing again and the hercules dude starts doing poses. LMAO! (see more)

You look fat in those jeans. Peace out.
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why do this over my space
say it to her face
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ok u bake a cake and on it u say it is over that way they get good news and bad news hahah (see more)

Ok so here is is Betty, you remember when I told you I had that doctor appointment? Well it wasn't good he said I only had a few more years left and I really think I need to get out and see the world more before it's my time.

I mean things have been great but I just don't want to end up hurting you on this wild adventure of mine.

Give her one last big hug and kiss then hit the road.  (see more)

if ur going to dump someone do it in person. don't b a asshole and don't do it with a txt or over the phone u pussy (see more)

Listen..its just not working out. Your great and all, but we should probably go our separate ways.

Sorry (see more)

Hey {Her Name}, we need to talk...

I'm sorry but, I just don't think this will work out. I enjoyed the time we had together, and honestly, I don't regret a single bit of it, but I just think things are changing for all of us and we need to go our seperate ways.

I hope that we can still be good friends, and look back on the times we had in a positive manner, not regretting a single part of it, or even the break up.

With Love,
{Your Name} (see more)

Write what you have to tell them into a happy song. They'll be so overjoyed they might not even realise you just broke their heart. Or not... (see more)

hey. wanna take a piggy back ride?
sure.
okay get on my back.
weeee!
*flips off back*
you just got dumped.
(: (see more)

Sit them down...then say: Hunny i love you sooo much, and i wish i could stay with you, but it's your sister...she's been showing me pictures of you from elementary school, and telling me these stories...i'm sorry, but it's not going to work..:( oh, and one more thing, tell your sister to call me, bye! (see more)

This is what i'd do:

Me: Hey, uh...we need to break up.

Girl: What?! Why??

Me: Cuz. Im not feelin this anymore..

Girl: DON'T TALK TO ME!!!

Me:(makes a phone call) Hey, yeah i did it. So yeah, i want my $5 now. Jkjk

Hahahahahah!! :)) (see more)

It's not you, it's you

peace (see more)

its not you, its me.



who am, i kidding. its all you.  (see more)

buy a flying banner that says sorry but you are not my type babe, and you owe me 1000 dollars for this banner, lol (see more)

You probably seen me with that girl but its o.k sweety. I was just discussing your std that you didnt want anyone to know , so if its ok and you didnt mind not giving me what ever you have we are threw o.k because i found better things i can do in my life besides worry about you diseases. (see more)

you hide from them for a couple of weeks






jk (see more)

OK, if you wanna break up with someone, dont star out with 'we need to talk' or 'your a really great person but...' that just makes you sound dumb, and that you really dont think they are a good person.

If i wanted to break up with someone, i would just tell them to meet me somewhere, and tell them 'i wanna break up.'

...dont waste your time, and tell them how your sorry, and you wish it could work out, tell them and give them a hug and say goodbye. (see more)