stip444 delivers a beatdown! stip444
stip444
delivers a beatdown!   congratulations!

best yo momma joke

It just has to start with yo momma.


total challengers: 28   
1st
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your mamas like a door knob ....... EVERYBODY GETS A TURN  (see more)
 
stip444
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 413  VOTES: 17

 

2nd
yo mom is SO fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change!
lol

yo mom is SO ugly, she makes freddy kruger look like a model (see more)
 
sergey
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 304  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
Your mom is so stupid that
she got hit by a parked car (see more)
 
SK8_Legend
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 308  VOTES: 6

 

4th
Yo mamas so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around the dogs neck just so it would play with her. (see more)
 
munkeyboyguy
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 294  VOTES: 8

 

5th
...Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water! xD
 (see more)
 
Normtastic
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 290  VOTES: 11

 

6th
yo momma is like a Vacuume... she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the storage closet... (see more)
 
J_Rok
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 292  VOTES: 6

 

7th
Had To Take It There....


Ya Mama's SOOO FAT.....


She was caught masturbating with her window open the cops came in and arrested her for cruelty to animals.  (see more)
 
AngelinaMarie84
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 367  VOTES: 10

 

8th
Yo mommas so poor, When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet (see more)
 
jaquetheblue
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 388  VOTES: 17

 

9th
Her tanning bed is Mexico!! (see more)
 
MaxisPad
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 285  VOTES: 4

 

10th
Yo momma is so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone. (see more)
 
ballinonu
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 370  VOTES: 11

 

11th
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Yo momma's so fat AND ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity!! (see more)
 
icefox
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 214  VOTES: 8

 

12th
Yo momma so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! (see more)
 
djbear207
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 213  VOTES: 8

 

13th
Yo momma so nasty when i went over and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said "Crabs." (see more)
 
thatsmessedup123
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 277  VOTES: 16

 

14th
your mamma is so stupid she ran into a parked car. (see more)
 
driftking08
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 277  VOTES: 13

 

15th
yo momma so stupid she thought 50 Cent was a refund (see more)
 
Cubsfann23
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 214  VOTES: 7

 

16th
yo momma is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes (see more)
 
zwendroff
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 242  VOTES: 11

 

17th
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was born the doctors slapped the wrong end. (see more)
 
Arc_Angel
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 192  VOTES: 4

 

18th
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Your Momma Is so stupid when kids kicked a can she said "What are you doing to my house!!!" (see more)
 
JaayBee
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 229  VOTES: 8

 

19th
yo momma so ugly she walks into a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
 (see more)
 
akabeast
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 247  VOTES: 16

 

20th
yo momma so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody! (see more)
 
lpollock
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 209  VOTES: 6



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Comments

GLAMT
GLAMT varsity
over 4 years ago
re: Ya Mama So Fat!
Grosss!!!
Bing_Bing
Bing_Bing captain
over 4 years ago
re: Yo momma
lol i havent heard this one!
driftking08
driftking08 all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Nasty!
good one. LMAO
 
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IBY Awards (5)

“sick twisted joke”
— GLAMT awarded Ya Mama So Fat!
over 4 years ago
“Thats F*cked Up”
— JoeBlack awarded Ya Mama So Fat!
over 4 years ago
“DANG, THAT'S MY MOM!”
— jishjosh awarded yo mama
over 4 years ago