Whats The Worst Thing You Have Done When Drunk?

Hmmm...Sex! (see more)

So many, But i give u one (see more)

ok one time when i was with my boyfriend and all his army buddies we were all playing beer pong and i ended up drunk off my ass and the next morning they told me i had attacked one of the guys and totally kicked his ass!!! lol pretty funny considering i only weigh about 105 and he was like160 (see more)

Ok, this is the short version. I drank dollar beers at a baseball game, then went to an irish pub and drank a lot more. I then decided to walk for some reason. I walked across the border to a different state on a dark highway, i dropped my phone in a pond (destroying it) , hit my knee on a guard rail and cut my jeans, walked through the ghetto and had to keep yelling at crackheads to get away from me, got mistaken for a homeless person and offered food, saw the sunrise. All in all I walked about 12 miles. The night started at 5pm, and I didn't get home till noon the next day when I finally made it to a friends to give me a ride (see more)

Called the guy I liked and told him im SO in love with him..lol yeah YOU HAVE DONE IT! (see more)

So I was at a friends house and took 2 shots, when my buddy asked to go to Taco Bell (this was when I was about 17 years old). Drove all the way there, and on the way back I start feeling the alch a little. Green light turns yellow, I speed up to go thru.. and BAM flashing...LIGHTS! I get asked to get outa the car, the cop turns around and tells me to follow, with her back to me I have my had on the jeep as balance (I wasn't drunk, but so nervous my legs were like jello). She asks me why i'm so nervous as i'm breathing outa the side of my mouth (dont smell my breath!) and I just reply "uhh i've never been pulled over before!" She ends up giving me a ticket.........
for not having proof of insurance on me...! and I drive off back to the house. (see more)

i was so messed up so i thought about asking a friend if he can get me some water... while asking, i actually barfed on him... twice. (see more)

Well i was at a house party, was very drunk and relised i needed a crap, so i was sitting on the toilet and i threw up on my boxers. So i had sick in my boxers the whole night (see more)

I had a threesome with my bestfriends sister and girlfriend. Obviously we are no longer friends, but what the hell, i was only 16 so i was loving it. Looking back i do feel kinda bad though. (see more)

I got drunk at work and i passed out in toilet for over 3 hours when i woke up i wa on floor in cubicle covered in my own sick!! (see more)

I've been to my friend's birthday party two or three years ago and he had a lot of alcohol... At some point I felt terribly sick and got to the balcony to get some air and I knew I had to puke soon. I remember that their was a bucket outside because somebody else already had to puke and they filled the bucket with water to clean everything. Anyway, it was pretty cold and so I decided to go in again and grabbed the bucket. Inside I lay on the couch and...puked. My lovely friends took care of me and I remember that they were wondering where the vomit was coming from as I stopped puking a while ago...

The next day, I was told that I took a flowerpot with holes on the bottom with me when I left the balcony. This might explain why they had to clean the floor... (see more)

i meet up with my m8 dwn twn and we all ended up going bak to his house where i selpt with his g/f while he was asleep in the chair! opps  (see more)

several new years eves back while in an intense game of beer pong i had to piss like mofo. the bathroom was two floors away so i grabbed a cup off the table, did my business and put it back on the table. no later than 2 seconds after i put the cup down my feamle partner grabs the cup and CHUGGS(only to spit it out on no one else but her b/f!haha) (see more)

This actually happened not too long ago. . .So I hit up my one buddy's party and get trashed (b/c i rarely get trashed). . .like shotgunning 3 beers, 2 beerbongs, 12 drinks, and a keg stand in about 2.5-3 hours and when i came back home stumbling, I fell down my basement steps and slammed my head on the concrete floor. Had a lil blood show and i'm still feelin' some pain right now,but luckily there's no serious internal damage. Yeah, Stupid, I know. Which is why I haven't drank since, and dont plan to 'til graduation. (see more)

when i'm drunk, i become a monkey lol i climb on EVERYTHING! so one night we were walking to the park and i decided to climb a street pole.. on my way down i didn't notice there was a nail in the pole from a sign someone posted and i cut the side of my stomach.. needed 8 stitches! (see more)

Well i went to my friends party over the summer and everyone there including me was getting drunk as s***..there was this hot a** girl i never met b/4 and we started messing round ended up have drunk sex later (condom was used) well i found out like a week later that the girl was a pornstar (see more)

Lets see, it would have to have been the time when I threatened a group of Tourists with a box cutter while kicking it at Justin Herman Plaza...thank god my friend had a car (and was sober), or I would probably be meeting Bubba in San Quentin right now... (see more)