» Moment Killer

basically they farted and that killed the whole moment! (see more)

so my close friend and i were having a DMC (deep, meningful conversation) and my friend was all like 'i'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else' -- naaaw! i know right? BUT i was like. waah !! -- did you just steal that line from a song? LOL. chyeah! then just cracked up cos didnt realise it WAS from a song. haha. good times. i killed it though =P my bad >< (see more)

So....I was at a club 1 nite and my friend asked me if she could use my jeep at that time to go get something to eat she was really hungry, well I said yeah be careful, so she brought along this guy w/her that she had met that night! I didn't think nething of it~! Well when the bar was closed this was around 11ish when she asked me to go! Well now it was almost 2, time to go, I was looking around for her & having a good time! I walked out to find my Jeep & there it was in the parking lot I thought ..hmmm, okay well, so I went up to the door & remember I had been drinking ...opened the door & there she was butt naked ontop of him in the drivers seat~! I slammed the door shut & said WTF, GOD, that was a sight! Well then, they both get out of the jeep butt naked in the parking lot ... turns out they went to get beer to drink in the jeep & then the rest is history .... needless to say it was 1 of those moments when I ruined a Special MOMENT for her... to hear her say .. lol  (see more)

Well, last year, Freshmen year of College, one of my floor-mates had his g/f visiting him from home. And we kinda figured out what they were doing in his room just around lunch time...if you know what I mean. So as we were walking out to go eat, we heard some moans coming from the other side of his door. So all 4 of us stopped outside the door, and simultaneously, on 3, "1...2...3..." sang "AFTERNOON DELIGHT!" really loudly just like in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. I'm sure that gave them something to talk about while they... well, you know. That's what I'm here for! (see more)

Ok so once this girl i was going out with and i were at o'charlies getting something to eat. The waitor comes up to get our orders im sitting here getting ready to ask the girl to marry me, and she starts hitting on the guy taking the orders, def a moment killer for me!ha (see more)

my parents had gone out of town for wine tasting or something and my grandma was taking care of us. during dinner she was having some meaningful talk with us about if anything ever happened to one of my parents she would be there for us and we didn't have to worry. my younger sister thought the talk was getting too boring though, and started pretending to use the shock paddles to "revive" herself from boredom.  (see more)

i swear this is happening as i speak, or type? meh. anyway, having a moment with my soulmate - nice_s on chat and we were reminicing on all d good times and how we first met, etc.. and she be like.. 'omg, are we having a moment right now.. cos i don't wanna kill it' HAHAHA. totally just killed it yo. LOL. youre such a moment killer soulmate! never again shall i say sweet stuff to you BAHAHA! i kid. i know how much you love it. *permanent smile. *wink wink. (see more)

My ex and I were 'doing it' [we were dating at the time], and he started talking about his hemroids. That is all that I need to say. Lmao! (see more)

So back in like 7th grade i got a love note from this girl i liked and as i was reading some kid comes and tries to sntch and rips it in half(down the middle). So, i out the 2 halves back together and continue reading from where i was and it ends up shes telling me about a guy she likes....not me </3 (see more)

Im not speaking for myself but Witnessed it happened and Thought it was a moment killer..

Well My friend and his father entered a Camp Competition here in Chicago, They won, So the
Father put him In a Headlock(you know, father and son wrestling) He told My friend That he was Proud Of him, It was Like a Kodak Picture Moment. He Turned to his Dad And Told him He was Gay... I was Like DUDE WTF!! Worst Timing... His Dad Shouldn't of been Wrestling with him son, He might learn to like it. (see more)

totally the first day I got my guitar I was so exited and my brother wanted to play it and I let him cause I'm nice and he broke all the strings with one strum I just went off and poped all his soccer balls and he just stared and laughed. my grandpa bought me that guitar.  (see more)

ok so I just got back from rehersing with the orchestra, and when you reherse you get to skip class so I had to skip 2 classes to reherse, then when I came back I went to my homeroom to find out what i'd miss bu I didn't know ther was a class there, so while that class inside was trying to listen to the music (for music class) to soak and absorb the energy and crap I barg in and yell what'd I miss so everyone just loes focus and I just skipped for the rest of the class .. omg . (see more)

okay, so i was with my friend
we are at a baseball game
we got to walk on the feild and we had a blast
but then...
it started to rain
Beer from behind fell on my new shoes
we lost by 8 and
i had to were a stupid hat (see more)

So I was at a beach for a birthday party for my 6 year old when my 10 month old took a big shit in her "lil swimmer"... I didnt notice till my wife pointed out the poo runing down my leg... ... I had to run to the water to rince off really fast... I hope no one saw me... (see more)

I walk up to this fine girl at the mall to ask her out, my grand parents walked over and introduce themselves too! So yah.. (see more)

Me and this guy (who will remain nameless for security sake) had been flurting for about two months and spending almost everyday together but we didn't do anything cuz I was engaged so when my fiance called and broke up with me I called him and we imediately made plans for a date that night. Well, we decided to 'go to canada' and we ended up lost in the backwoods of vermont close to where my parents lived. We decided to get out of the car and 'stretch our legs' and I was leaning up against the car and he was going in for the kiss when suddenly there were flashing lights and sirens and a police officer started screaming at us to get on the ground! He looks at me and I look at him like WTF did you do!?! Then we hear the officer go "Correction licence plate number is A-32---" and tells us we can get up and apoligizes and offers us directions. Needless to say we climbed back into the car and the moment was OVER! (see more)