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Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"
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BY melissagail
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 1126 VOTES: 17
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Best "yo mama" jokes
everyone knows at least 2.total challengers: 82
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...she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. (see more)
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BY JumpmanSF
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 982 VOTES: 59
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Yo Mama's so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! (see more)
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BY Marjan
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 767 VOTES: 52
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your mama so nasty i asked her whats for dinner she jumped on the table and open her legs and said tuna (see more)
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BY bitter
 RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 883 VOTES: 55
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Yo Mama's So Stupid, she went to a movie, saw the sign that said "Under 17 not admitted", so she went and got 16 more people! (see more)
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BY msmichalla
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 713 VOTES: 44
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ya momma's so old that her breast milk is powdered! :p (see more)
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BY itsvan
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 711 VOTES: 57
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Yo momma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. (see more)
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BY ImHungry
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 677 VOTES: 50
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YO MAMAS SOOO FAT, LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210, SHE WAS ON A SCALE!!!!!!! (see more)
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BY AVP02
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 439 VOTES: 19
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Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
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BY stephanievd
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 618 VOTES: 54
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YO MAMAS SO FAT, WHEN SHE GOES TO THE RESTAURANT AND READS THEIR MENU, SHE SAYS "OK".
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BY AVP02
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 338 VOTES: 20
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Yo mama is so fat;the horse on her polo shirt is real :) (see more)
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BY ybag6
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 481 VOTES: 25
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Yo mama is so crossed eyed that her husband left her for seeing someone on the side. (see more)
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BY ohsparkle
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 471 VOTES: 46
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Yo Mamma is so fat...that when she does a split, she gives the sidewalk a hickie. (see more)
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RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 451 VOTES: 45
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Yo Mamma is so stupid... she bought a box of Cheerios, thinking they were doughnut seeds. (see more)
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RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 408 VOTES: 37
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license! (see more)
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BY kristietx
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 384 VOTES: 26
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re: You moma is so dumb
this joke is gay
this joke is gay
re: YO MAMMA SO FAT!
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re: so dumb-dumb
another funny one ! XD
another funny one ! XD
re: Yo Mama is so Ugly
AHAHAH
AHAHAH
re: Yo Momma So Fat...
oh my god, that is so sexy,...lol
oh my god, that is so sexy,...lol
re: Yo Mama is so Ugly
wahahahaha!!!! 5
wahahahaha!!!! 5
re: Yo mama's so stank
"Left guard turn right" Eh? LOL
"Left guard turn right" Eh? LOL
re: Booger from GW...
omg this is sooooooo old,lol.
omg this is sooooooo old,lol.
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