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I Love You Like ____________ (The Simile Game)

50 Cent said it best: "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." Can you do better?


total challengers: 20   
1st
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I love you like a necrophiliac loves an open casket... (see more)
 
c_tizzie
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 8396  VOTES: 12

 

2nd
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i love you like a pornstar loves crack ! (see more)
 
sweet_cheeks_willie
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 8011  VOTES: 12

 

3rd
I love you like Drutigerman loves Heat_Girl! (see more)
 
pizzaholic
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 7973  VOTES: 10

 

4th
i love you like homer simpson loves beer hehe  (see more)
 
themonster
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 7984  VOTES: 11

 

5th
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"I love you like a pedophile loves recess."

That's love... (see more)
 
c_tizzie
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 8085  VOTES: 14

 

6th
i love you like how a drought misses the rain..
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i love you like no one else has or will..
awww...
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halle_constance
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 8092  VOTES: 12

 

7th
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I love you like crack heads love dancing in the street. (see more)
 
UpRooted
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 7964  VOTES: 7

 

8th
I LOVE you like Pizzaholic loves Pizza. (see more)
 
solwolf2k
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 7914  VOTES: 7

 

9th
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Amy Winehouse Loves Crack! (see more)
 
RachelHeck
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 7949  VOTES: 9

 

10th
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Emo's love razor blades and girl's pants. (see more)
 
RachelHeck
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 7929  VOTES: 7

 

11th
I love you like Arula water!!!! (see more)
 
disco_stu
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 6077  VOTES: 8

 

12th
i love you like peewees love kissing up to jay_eh! lol (see more)
 
Disneymaniac1
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 5989  VOTES: 4

 

13th
i love you like michael jackson loves jesus juice (see more)
 
canesfan28
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 6008  VOTES: 5

 

14th
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Heidi & Spencer "Spidey" love cameras. (see more)
 
RachelHeck
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 6015  VOTES: 6

 

15th
I love you like Waka loves Laka! Sucker! (see more)
 
Bam_Bam09
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 5984  VOTES: 7

 

16th
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i love you like an eraser loves mistakes (see more)
 
Michael53w
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 6033  VOTES: 4

 

17th
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" What every woman longs to hear from a man...lol (see more)
 
jpgaultier22
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 5968  VOTES: 4

 

18th
i love you like no one else can (see more)
 
canesfan28
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 5949  VOTES: 3

 

19th
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Haylie Duff loves riding on her sister's (Hillary duff) coattails! (see more)
 
RachelHeck
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 5964  VOTES: 6

 

20th
I love you like the rain falls from the sky showing that i have made (see more)
 
xXxZeXy_TrU3xXx
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5976  VOTES: 1





Comments

c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: ...a pedophile loves recess
I thought so...Thanks for gettin' it...
terecart
terecart all-star
over 3 years ago
re: a necrophiliac loves...
OMG this one is even better hahaha 555
terecart
terecart all-star
over 3 years ago
re: ...a pedophile loves recess
LMAO that's so wrong and yet so sweet in such an odd way haha
pizzaholic
pizzaholic all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Love?
lol
sweet_cheeks_willie
over 3 years ago
re: pornstar
Muhahahaha pimpin ain't easy =)
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: pornstar
how would you know? hehe
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: a necrophiliac loves...
i'm worried about you ;)
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: ...a pedophile loves recess
i love u like c_tizzie loves necrophiliac & pedophiles! damn it, y didn't i see this comp earlier????
disco_stu
disco_stu all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Water
LMFAO talk to me in latin pleeeaazzzzz!!!
Am_Using
Am_Using all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Water
ahahaha! and I love you like you hearing me speaking old languages..... lmao
mattsn
mattsn franchise
over 3 years ago
re: I Love You Like...
LOL! nice one rachel
mattsn
mattsn franchise
over 3 years ago
RebecaModena
RebecaModena starter
over 3 years ago
re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiike!
hhahaahah funny!, love it!
themonster
themonster all-star
over 3 years ago
Michael53w
Michael53w all-city
over 3 years ago
re: homer simpson
Haha
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
keekaleek
keekaleek pro
over 3 years ago
re: I Love You Like...
amen! haha
keekaleek
keekaleek pro
over 3 years ago
Isaballs
Isaballs starter
over 3 years ago
re: pornstar
lol :P
sweet_cheeks_willie
over 3 years ago
re: pornstar
that crack can be more than that =) to a pornstar =)
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: pornstar
I thought pornstars loved yizzie a.k.a. blow? You must hang with a different set of hussies...
themonster
themonster all-star
over 3 years ago
re: homer simpson
hehe
Lowlegs
Lowlegs all-american
over 3 years ago
re: homer simpson
hahaha good one
 
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