Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it used the road as a runway for the "Best Catwalk" competition.  (see more)

Shrek: Buuuuurrrrrppppppp......what chicken????? (see more)

simple: to get to the other side. duh! haha. :)) i can't think of a funny one. :] (see more)

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
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What....I missed one??? (see more)

it went to pimp slap Jared (the subway guy)for thinking he lost 250 pounds for just eating subway! (see more)

To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
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It's because Colonel Sanders from KFC was hungry. (see more)

To get to the other side? (see more)

...Because michael jackson was chasing him, what?, was he supposed to run towards him? (see more)

Did I miss one?  (see more)

It had to run away from G-Unit (see more)

Because the fat guy tried to eat him (see more)