What words do MEN hate hearing?

Your package is too small your not living up to my standards (see more)

ABSTINENCE!

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I'm tired. (see more)

Men don't like to hear 'no', or 'stop' or something to that effect :) (see more)

girl : am i fat? i am? OMFG i gained 5 pounds? did i?

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Oh, I'm sorry, not today, I have a headache (see more)

Seems like the girls wanna prove that they know us guys ...

but you have no idea ...

what we hate to hear is following:

Do the laundry
Take out the trash
Why did u buy 2 kg and not 3 kg?
did you pay the bill?
why is ur towel lying around the floor?
Why can't you be normal?
I hate you shirt, wear something that matches my dress!

now for an example:

Girl: "I like that one, how about you?"

Guy: "i don't really like it at all"

Girl: "oh yes you do!"

Guy: "no i don't i just said"

Girl: "well im buying it anyways"

You get the point right? (see more)

I'm pregnant.

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Man: WHoa! shes hot!

Friend: Dude, thats a guy.
hahaha

im sure you know what i mean. (see more)

Period and Tampon..lol (see more)

We Need To Talk... (see more)

Vasectomy... (see more)

The beer has run out (see more)