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Sorry, but you owe me a drink.

[Why?]

Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. (see more)

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

GotGame....this one is for you. (see more)

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

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do da kirby dance
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Your phone bill is now rated on how ugly you are so its free for you now, i would have called you later but calls cost me a fortune! (see more)