Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done

So yeah I got bored one day after a huge snowstorm and decided to go sledding....off my roof top. XD I thought it would be fine seeing how there was lots of snow on the ground. So I grabbed my dads ladder grabbed my sled and went up my roof. So then I went down, flew off, and broke my leg... XD The End (see more)

Later on i actually got on the VERY TOP while it was going 20 mph.... and fell off. :) i couldnt stop laughing, and my friends didnt even stop i had to run and catch up with the car!! haha (see more)

So my bf and i were great, madly in love yada yada. one day he played a joke on me by posting a pic of Scream, which ive always been afraid of. SO like a smart a$$ i am, i decided to get him back by typing an email from my "mom" telling him that i died by tripping on my dogs toy and falling down 2 flights of steps. then i attached a "IM JKING" letter to the email and sent it. Later that day after being out without my phone the whole time, i saw that my phone had 17 miss calls from him... called him back ready to laugh but once he picked up, he was crying really really really hard and i could hear in the background his PARENTS crying too. I found out that he actually thought i was dead, his mom and dad took a day off work to come home and cried and they all were worried sick about me while i was out having fun with my family. ta dah. im so smart. (see more)

my ex boyfriend! lol:) (see more)

Back in High School, my friend stacie and I went on a choir field trip. On the way back to the school we were at the back of the bus and we thought it would be funny to moon the cars behind us. Well turns out that someone from the school faculty was driving behind us and we were busted! (see more)

Well when i was in Dresden(Germany) doing my german course one night i got really drunk!!! As we were passing across one of the bridges of Dresden i wanted to fly...So i jump from the brigde(almost 30 meters) and yooa i broke my leg o.0 The next day i couldnt remember anything and my mexicans friend just told me what i done!!! (see more)

So, LAST NIGHT (well...this morning I guess) at 1am, a friend and I wanted pizza...so we leave my basement apartment to go get some, and 10 seconds later we realize that we locked ourselves out! We tried forever to break in...nothing would work. We went to gas stations and 7-11s to ask anyone if they knew how to break in to a house! We ended up waiting for morning to call a locksmith to change the lock. We finally got back in at 11:30am. At least the pizza was good... (see more)

me and my brother put a yellow smoke bomb in the road i no where retarted and the next day in the news paper there was a head line that said like yellow smoke so i read it and it said that a minivan and a bmw crashed from a smoke bomb ... we never got caught lol (see more)

acted like i was mary popins and jumped off the roof with an umbrella (see more)

a friend of mine paid me $5 to jump off my roof.

didn't even get a scratch (see more)

ok well i was at my friends house and we were watchin movies and stuff until i got dared to jump all the way from the top of the stairs to the basement floor (and the stairs weren't carpeted lol) and well u should kno how the rest goes : ( (see more)

we were out in the woods when i found a niece sturdy tree and climbed up it....then i told my friend to cut it down with me in it, which he did. Idk how i didnt get hurt?
got a niece vid of it on my phone though (see more)

so the other day i was sitting in the hall of a apartment building and we noticed a fire extinguisher hanging on the wall. We desided to take it and spray it behind the apartments in the woods. When it was gone we all ran a got 3 more, one for each of us. We were spray each other and tree. Some people noticed us and yelled at us we threw the in the creek and ran threw many thorn bushs and i was wearing shorts. Now i have cuts all over my legs but it was fun. (see more)

i was like 10 and at mY aunts funeral down in Oxnard during he reception mE and mY cousins got bored so i just decided to see how Lucas chili powder would feel in mY EYEBALL?!? I kno SUPER DUMB! IT HECKA HURT! and i had to RUN IT THROUGH WATER FOR AWHILE! YEEE! GO mE! (see more)

I flipped a cop off while I was driving intoxicated. He drove up next to me, took a good look, and I guess he liked what he saw cuz he didn't stop me :)

But, it was an insane thing to do!

Don't drink & drive!!!!! (see more)

When I was a teenager I was into piercings and stretching my earlobes out to 0 gauge. I have really small ears though so when I took it out the whole never closed back up on it's own so I eventually had to have it sewn back together by a plastic surgeon. dumb dumb dumb..no offense to those who are still into stretching but my earlobe was too small to be messing around like that. (see more)

I went around the house and picked up all the sticky pad rat traps and stuck them to various parts of my body including my head.  (see more)

i banged my teachers daughter (see more)

So one night me and two of my friends decided, "Hey, let's break into the school!" Not such a bright idea. As we were going along with it, there happened to be a janitor at the exact spot we were going in to. It was a window we left open. So we're all like, "oh crap they saw us!" But the lady only spoke Spanish so I guess we got off easy? Lol.



And one other time when I was about maybe 7 or 8, a couple friends and I decided to play with fire. So being the idiots that we were, we went into the middle of this little "forest" and started a big fire. Someone saw the smoke and called the fire station, and they got to it in time. These two older kids saw us do it, and threatened to tell on us if we didn't give them what they wanted. So they took my friends gameboy (this was the biggest thing ever at the time XD) and took my Pokemon Silver version T-T but! My silver version was broken, oh ho ho clever little me. XD (see more)

went down a hill in a go kart with no breaks and ran into a bobwire fence (see more)