Grossest Bug Story

One night, at my aunt's house in the Philippines back in 2005, we were watching exorcist. I was laying down on the couch, my aunt was behind me.
I got this strange feeling, I thought my aunt's was playing with my hair. it felt itchy so i raised my hand to scratch my head, my aunt's hand was no where to be felt, instead i touched something creepy feeling. It was a cockroach, it made me jump off the couch.
It flew around me as I screamed in fright and ran around the house, being freaked out of the horrid insect.
It was one of those bigger ones too! my aunt laughed her head off.
That was the scariest thing! It was more scarier than the movie we were watching.  (see more)

eww so i was in the big island of hawaii for a state tennis tournament and there were these HUGE like massive 6 inch lizards under this like hut thing where i was sitting. so the biggest fattest and ugliest lizard of all decides to fall on my lap and i get up and s cream like a little girl and i book it like i run faster than i ever have and i was traumatized never again ima always check for lizards wherever i go!

another mini story is some dick team mates of mine decide to trap another big ugly lizard in a pringles can and chase me with it FUCKEN DICKS MAN hahah  (see more)

i was 8 years old, and i was sitting in the verandah...and when i was eating dinner, all of a sudden, a MASSSSIIIIVEEEEEE house lizard fell in my plate LOL! i cried straight away and threw my plate away! (i was shocked....obviously...OK FINE i was a little wuss, but i was actually freaked out lol)

that was very scary and i never ate in front of the verandah anymore. i was scarred for life. lol (see more)

okay, so i was up in my friend's clubhouse which is like taller than there house and my friend pointed @ my shoe and i heard something buzzing so i looked down and there was a HUGE sacada/prehistoric stinkbug thing and so i SCREAMED and jumped ALL THE WAY DOWN from the 3rd step from the top and din't even get hurt. LATER< i realized that i lost my rubber ducky :( so i made my friend go up there and look for it, and it wasn't even there so she got REALLY mad. and then, we found it on the ground and lived happily ever after! :D (see more)

I was out with my mom one day, and we decided to stop for ice cream. I took my first bite and got something crunchy. My first thought was, "Aw man, I got mom's ice cream cone. I hate butter pecan."
Then I realized that it didn't have the right flavor, so I spit out the offending object to find that it was a June bug. Well, by this point is was half of a June bug.
Of course, I spazzed out because I had just eaten half of a bug. I ended up not even getting a new ice cream cone because I was too grossed out. (see more)

back when i was like 13 or 14 me and my friends would have downhill challenges on our bikes to see who would get down the hill the fastest

and my luck i was halfway down the hill MOVIN!!! goin fast as h*ll (or atleast i thought , i mean cmon i was 13 lol) and a bee went straight into my mouth and down my throat......

yes i swallowed a live be THANK GOD i wasnt allergic to them... cant really fully blame the bee rite LOL (see more)

lol. i was at work with other workers iv bin working with for a couple years and we had too take these rooms apart, and i took part of the roof off and all these spiders came out xO x( i jumped off tha lader and shook em all off as quik as i could lol there was like...6 spiders crawling up ma chest n arms :s it was crazy haha so now when im taking old walls and ceilings out i make sure no spiders are gonna fall out on me haha :S i HATE spiders. i have sum storys about bee's also haha but i gotta go lol (see more)