Best Homework Excuse

I was making breakfast and milk
split on my homework my teacher give me a A (see more)

My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year. (see more)

Would YOU do your homework if you grandma just died?

I didn't think so. (see more)

I was helping the poor dig around for scraps of food. (see more)

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Riding low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell. (see more)

i was outta blunt wraps soooo..... (see more)

Well you see, I went to the zoo with my family last night and then i brought my schoolbag with me so I could do it while walkn then a seagule grabbed it out of my hands ad then ate it... (see more)

It slipped off of the table it was on... and landed in the fireplace. (see more)

i called up a friend..he said he called his friend and that friend said we had no homework so instead of doing my homework i jerked off. sorry ms.levine later on i had ISS (see more)

I have burglair in my flat. everithing was in mess. Police was all night in my flat. i coudn t find my homework and I didn t have time to write it again.  (see more)

well, back 12-13 years ago i used to say my goldfish ate it. (see more)

I had to rescue the Ice Princess from the Dark King in Super Warrior 3! (see more)

Trees make paper.Paper makes homework.Don't do homework,save the trees. (see more)