Let's Go Parachuting(1wk comp)

I'm scared of heights...

PRELUDE: so before I jump off there'll be a series of curses and sweaty arm punches to the instructor. "PUTANG-INA MO KA, HAYOP KA...HAYUUP, PAPATAYIN MO BA KO?"
Translation: Son/daughter of a whore, you animal...are you trying to kill me?

THE JUMP: PUTANG-INAAAAAAAAAaaaaa ( to fade out)

THE LANDING ( assuming I didn't get a heart attack): Putang-ina putang ina lang talaga... (see more)

WHAT THE FACK DID I GET MYSELF INTO?! (>_<) (see more)

Go Go Gadget Parachute!!!!.......wooooorrrkkkkkk.....daaaaaammmmnnnnnn......yooooouuuuuu!!!! (see more)

LETS DO IT! (jump) (see more)

I'm an Army Paratrooper and when I jump I normally yell out "Geronimo!".

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I rigged your parachute *wink* (see more)

I hope the freakin parachute works!!! (see more)

Was with a friend who lost his legs- I asked him up in the plane how he did on landings and he told me, we'll see...he hadn't jumped since he lost his legs.
As we jumped (tandem) I didn't make a sound or have a single thought- I was scared shit less and trying not to pee my pants. Needless to say- we made it :D (see more)

(drunk and confused)
*where am i?*

IIII HAVVVVEEE HOOORRRRIIBBLLEE FRRRRRIIIEENDDS
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I'm ready i swear! Ill do it myse---This is not overrrr. You're mine on the grounnnnnndddd!!! (fades out) (see more)

fuuu (jumps) UCKKKK!!!!!! (see more)

i would tell my friends not to forget their parachutes and step out of the aircraft...
well everyone knows i am a bit dumb.. and i am the only one that forgot it... lol... (see more)

im a bird! im an eagle! im an falcon! im a airplane!! i got no parachuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!

doinnk(wtf?)lol (see more)

INVINCIBLE! YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (see more)

OMGWTFBBQ??!!! (see more)

omigosh this rooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSssssss!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
haha my shout would turn into screaming =P (see more)

well first of all i wouldnt go alone, even if they had to be a by stander id make them come. and before i jump, id passionately make out with them, then like push me off them, to like, off the plane. lol (see more)

Uhhh... I think i have to go to the bathroom ... (see more)

imgunnadie imgunnadie imgunnadie IMGUNNADIE!!!!!!!!!!!
wait.....this is awesome!!!!!!!!! (see more)

i just hope i didn't switch the bag's... (see more)